Happy Birthday Olivier Clémençon 🤡

Who is this clown, anyway?

Olivier Clémençon 🤡 initially served as a legal officer in the Army’s Legal Affairs Directorate (1996–2021) and as legal advisor to the general commanding the Multinational Brigade North in Kosovo (Mitrovica). He became district attorney of Saint-Pierre (Reunion Island) in 2023, then was appointed deputy head of the anti-narcotics office in Nanterre in June 2026. (Ainsi va le monde !)

So our local clown is no longer the "district attorney" (or "pork" 🐷)—Élodie Landat has been the new public prosecutor for Saint-Pierre since July 1, 2026 (ZINFOS 974)

What did that clown do?

The clown Clémençon, acting on orders from the Élysée, had approximately 15 RAID agents (Search, Assistance, Intervention, Deterrence) several others from the BAC (Anti-Crime Brigade) and two inspectors from the Crim' (Criminal Investigation Division). The reason? He’s accusing me of glorifying crime! Why? For wearing a T-shirt during a 7-minute, 27-second video (see YouTube video). This was followed by a search of his home and 30 hours in police custody.

For a T-shirt?

Yes and no. The T-shirt was just an excuse to “pick on” me. In fact, during the various hearings, almost all of the questions focused on my political activism, my trips to Azerbaijan 🇦🇿, and my criticism of Zionism (see YouTube video).

To put this into context, we are fighting for the decolonization of the last remaining French colonies. It was an excerpt from a lecture given on January 21, 2025, in Baku that sparked the controversy. The colonial state didn’t take kindly to the phrase “All necessary means” (see YouTube video). The lectures that followed drove the point home.

While in police custody, I was grilled about my definition of “all necessary means.” Are we going to take up arms? My response: “Against the FAZSOI (Armed Forces of the Southern Indian Ocean), we’re no match. We’re not suicidal. Our only weapon is words.”

I’ll spare you the stupid questions about Zionistan (the Zionist entity 🇮🇱) and the government’s failures and complicity in dealing with child sex offenders.

What was the goal of the Élysée and its obsequious clown, Clémençon?

In a word: intimidation. Those clowns, in their own little bubble, thought they could intimidate me with their thuggish tactics. It had the opposite effect. We discuss this in an interview with Franck Cellier, a journalist at Parallèle Sud: https://parallelesud.com/arrete-pour-un-tee-shirt-le-militant-independantiste-denonce-la-strategie-dintimidation-de-lelysee/

In fact, this action has strengthened our resolve and confirmed the support we have received, particularly from several organizations, including the BIG (Baku Initiative Group) and the FID (International Decolonization Front).

What's next?

Moving forward, the colonial government will pay for the damage, and we will continue to expose the hypocrisy, cowardice, and thuggish tactics of those in power. Finally, we would like to welcome Élodie Landat, the new public prosecutor of Saint-Pierre...